Sarkar Raj-The review

24 06 2008

After the fiery fart called Ram Gopal Verma ki Aag,I was very curious to know if the master of independent movies comes up with another sensory overdose of I-repent-to-have-watched-the-movie or a masterstroke.From the brand perspective the movie was pretty strong.It boasted of a cast from the very much first family of Bollywood,the bacchans.Also it always makes good business sense if you can buy all your stuff at the same place.I mean , look at the shopping malls around,they are successful on this very principle.RGV being the true budget conscious director around shopped for his entire star cast from the bacchan house ‘Jalsa’.Now before I move on to further details I must show you what exactly I mean by a visual fart.A totally and absolutely NSFW edition is available with me but its so much disturbing that I really do not want to share it here.And no, just in case, any personal requests wont be entertained either !

Coming back to the movie,after a long time I have spent a good hour on a serious cinema. For a change this time I am not going to tell you the story or give any hints about what to expect. But probably this movie is a part eye opener in the sense that it effectively explains why Abhishek Bacchan fell for Aishwarya Rai. After all being married to Avantika is equivalent to having gay hairless nightmares of Uday Chopra doing Batshit Crazy Belly dance with his muscular lower intestines wearing a leather thong with a metal spiked utility belt holding bondage gear, all the while giggling like slutty female manga characters from some Japanese Doujinshi. The eternal plasticity of Aishwarya Rai is far better compared to that hellish ordeal.Jokes apart (if at all I was….) the movie is a living testimony to the depth of Character Senior B can bring,given the right scenario,director and role.I am personally not a fan of Senior B but truely the film has been a moment of discovery for me and of course I am not glorifying the ‘Belly Dance’ here………


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3 07 2008
irwingd

I didn`t see Sarkar Raj (part of my hate the bacchan`s campaign) but i felt Tanisha is Hot,just watch Neal and Nikki (I just fast forwarded through most of it and watched just a few select parts on mute)

3 07 2008
Being Bongo

@irwingd

well I was never into bones really…… I always feel that bones is for dogs meat is for men…. again my philosophy… nature intended to put meat in meat not in bones……………uday chopra is too much meat while Tanisha is too much bones.

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